Wednesday, February 4, 2009

FIRE ZE MISSILES

So, our friendly neighbors in North Korea are apparently gonna test-fire a long range missile in the coming days. Am I little spooked? No, not particularly. More worried that I won't get to tour the DMZ or foreigner-friendly resorts across the border. But, hopefully all this sabre-rattling will stop soon.

Really, all that gets me riled up about the missile thing is that their missile is called the 'Taepodong'. As in, say you were sleeping with a fella you really liked, and you could comment happily to yourself, 'hey, that's my taepodong'.

More factual things here: http://www.koreaherald.co.kr/NEWKHSITE/data/html_dir/2009/02/05/200902050035.asp

4 comments:

Garrett McMahon said...

Or you could say, I launched my Taepodong intercontinentally in your Mom's Ground Zero.

Garrett McMahon said...

UN weapons inspectors: Is that a concealed, illegal Taepodong missile?

Kim Jong Il: No, we're just very happy to see you!

Avery said...

touch a damn taepodong, garrett. unexpectedly.

Garrett McMahon said...

suck my repressive communist regime, I'm fading out
suck my repressive communist regime, there's no effect.
now touch a damn taepodong.