Kent is a seven-year-old student at Kinder Liebe with a blank but affectionate stare, cute haircut, and relatively un-snotted/crayoned clothing. However, he also is a bit of a non sequitur machine. I hypothesize that, while most babies were either bottle- or breast- fed, Kent was given tabs of LSD. Here is some experiential evidence:
(in class, attempting to fill out an easy page in the English Land workbook)
Me: Okay, Kent, we have to unscramble the sentence. '15th June it's'. What do you think the first word is?
Kent: ......
Me: Let's say the first word is 'it's'. What word comes next?
Kent: Fish.
Me: No, that's not a choice. It either has to be 15th or June. Which word is it?
Kent: Party slowly.
Me: ...What?
Kent: Party... slowly.
Me: Okayyy, let's try the next question. Christmas is on what date?
Kent: (siren noise)
Me: It's in the winter time, so can you tell me a winter month?
Kent: Moooooooooooooo!!
Me: Okay. Kent. Look. It's in December. What day in December is Christmas?
Kent: December.... (long, pseudo-thoughtful pause)... Halloween!
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Reminds me of when I worked in a locked womens' ward in nursing school.
Do you have school on Saturday?
haha this is awesome. just imagining this conversation made me laugh. <3 hope things are going well over there Ave.
I'm just saying, if you want to party... do it slowly.
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