Nearing the 8 month mark

Ennui ennui ennui. Apologies for lack of updates. I'm simply a stress-face and not terribly witty at the moment. Also, I'm fairly sure that I've forgotten how to do much of anything clever in English.

Here is what I know how to say:

'Please put the pencil on the table.'
'If you do that again, I will be very angry.'
'Please don't make me want to cry.'
'Please don't fart on me.' (this happened yesterday. Goddamnit, Alex.)
'Let's write this together, okay?'

A very important thing, though! After 8 months of silence, I managed to accidentally set off an alarm at Starus Building! Sweet! When they installed the security doors on the 1st floor, there was a note indicating that apartment-dwellers would be able to buzz people in. I assumed this was perhaps done by hitting the big red flashing button on my weird-doorbell-video-wall apparatus. This was incorrect, and soon I had a random ajosshi and a security fella in my apartment, trying to explain how to re-install the battery pack for my door security keypad, and me trying to explain that I took it off on purpose because the metal is corroded and it makes weird noises like Aphex Twin barfing and I have a perfectly viable key, thank you.